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The quotes page is a list of quotes from Have I Got News For You which are notably funny and one that will be remembered. These quotes may be from the shows Notable moments.


"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. My name is Alexander Armstrong, and if I seem familiar to you, it's because I'm a regular on ITV. Footballers' Wives, Coronation Street, Emmerdale. You name it, I've done some adverts in the middle of it."
Alexander Armstrong
"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. I'm Brian Blessed! Now in the news this week, the polls continues to slide for Gordon Brown and some people are saying, "He's dead and buried". But I think the opposite. I say: "GORDON'S ALIVE!!!"
―Brian Blessed. Brian Blessed opening his show, referencing his work in the film "Flash Gordon". in episode 35.3
"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. My name is Boris Johnson and when I last appeared on this show, I complained that it was fully scripted and rehearsed. I'd now like to complain, in the strongest possible terms, that it isn't"
―Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson opening the first show he presented. in episode 24.6
"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, where this week's loser is presenting it."
―Angus Deayton. Angus' opening to "The Angus Show". in episode 23.6

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